all the things. ever.

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fartymcmly:

cute date ideas:

  • follow birds around
  • talk to birds
  • draw birds together
  • go to the zoo to look at the birds
  • go shopping and buy shirts with birds on them
  • birds

this is my life

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brienneoftarth:

"MEDIEVAL LAND FUN-TIME WORLD" EXTENDED TRAILER — A Bad Lip Reading of Game of Thrones" - Part Two

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Therapist has told me I can pick a psychological or medical route, but “not both”. Also, re-visited the “I don’t think you have ADD” question and she went on about how it’s just a label and what I’m really doing is sabotaging myself.

All done. 

THIS

THIS

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Worst Jew Evar Continued: had to google “when is Pesach” and then went “oh SHIT”

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I do not want to wait until X-Mas for the new Annie to come out, I want it naaaaao.

diamondsapples:

soreywesteros:

One day.

SO READY FOR THE MARTELLS FINALLLYYYYY

COME TO ME CERSEI

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atlasobscura:

Dubbo Drop Bear Sanctuary - Dubbo, Australia

The city of Dubbo, 250 miles northwest of Sydney, is home to a refuge for one of Australia’s least known yet most lethal animals: the Drop Bear (Thylarctos plummetus).

Drop Bears can be difficult to recognize due to their close resemblance to koalas. Both animals have round, grey bodies, fluffy ears, and large black noses. Both inhabit eucalyptus trees and are largely sedentary, spending up to 20 hours each day sleeping. It is during the remaining four hours, however, that the differences between the species become frighteningly apparent.

Drop Bears lie in wait among the leaves until they spot a hiker approaching. When the hapless walker strides beneath the bear’s tree, the creature drops, landing on the person’s head and usually biting into their neck to subdue them.

For more secret terror of the Drop Bear, keep reading on Atlas Obscura…

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…can tag you guys prettyandwittyand! misscalculated !

YES, YOU CAN, AND I CAN TAG BACK!