May 2012
5 posts
“How dare you. You are not fit to be at this school, madam. You ought to be in...”
– Miss Trunchbull - Matilda, A Musical (via grubblyplank)
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April 2012
9 posts
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Bri: I was so mad about all of it and listening on the radio and they were all "yeah, we're going to put up posters everywhere and make such a difference. Now everyone will know his face"
Me: Fantastic, that way I can be sure to nab him if I see him at Coles.
rapunzel-pond:
HOLY SHIT WHEN YOU HOLD DOWN ALT AND CLICK REBLOG
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crafts are fun
Legs: Can I get you a necklace made with someone else's menstrual blood?
Bri: ...no honey
Legs: :(
Legs: what if it's mine
Bri: ...I would treasure yours more than a random stranger's
Legs: can I inscribe it with "I bleed for you and only you"
Bri: .........
Legs: birthday present achieved.
Bri: that is inaccurate though
Bri: you also bleed for the cats
Legs: oh.
Legs: but not from my vagina
Bizarro Patient Zero: An Open Letter to Trey... →
bizarrozero:
Dear Trey and Matt,
I’m a longtime, devoted fan of South Park, right from the start. Your work is truly inspired. In turn, I’ve been inspired with a great idea I’d like to share with you!
Boy, I wish my writing was better; wittier, more persuasive. However, I’ve got cancer and it’s totally…
March 2012
6 posts
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“Nedra I found someone else who has googled what human flesh tastes like”
– Karin
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PERIODS ARE THE DEVIL
If it weren’t for the fact that I want to spawn, I’d dig it all out with a sharpened spork and be done with it.
February 2012
6 posts
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January 2012
1 post
Seriously. I’m trying to understand how tumblr works, because everyone has one, and my impression at the moment is like taking livejournal and shooting it up with crack.
August 2011
1 post
I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW THIS SHIT WORKS
October 2009
1 post
Post the first
But I have very little to say thus far.